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Monday...Again?

-  In a new installment of ‘Midland is the new Florida’ the school bond recount seems to have passed by 12 votes, after previously having been defeated by 11 votes. I simply don’t buy it, and smell either a corrupt or inept rat that would make congress blush. – Here’s a fun exercise. Take the concept of “gender fluid” and apply it to other things…one can owe money or not, depending on the moment…one can be pregnant or not pregnant depending on the moment…one can be a citizen or not depending on the moment…one can human or not, depending on the moment. Just because a person doesn’t want to decide doesn’t mean the rest of the planet has to keep guessing. – Update…we may be doing Thanksgiving turkey after all..if I’m in a fowl mood come Thursday that is. – Proving yet again college students are stupider than any identifiable group of people, at any time in human history, the annual Harvard Yale football game was completely thrown for a loop when a mass of retardation collected on the 50…

Serendipity Sunday

– Not sure what our thanksgiving feast will be yet…but I’m leaning heavily towards a plate sized rib-eye steak, baked potato the size of your head, and chocolate pie. We usually do this holiday meal at Christmas, but hey…grownups do what they want. – Seen on the internet: if we’re not supposed to abuse cough syrup why does it come with a shot glass? – A Utah woman has been charged with (quite casually) being topless…in front of her step kids. She said she and her husband were working in a dusty garage and both stripped from the waist up. She was charged, he wasn’t. While this may seem to be ‘colonial antiquism’ my question is why not take the extra 30 seconds to just change shirts?  – Speaking of ‘Mother of the Year’ nominees…a Memphis woman got into a physical altercation with a school security guard, 2 young kids in her car. Another woman (the one who made the complaint against woman 1 for double parking and blocking all school traffic) came to the aid of the security guard, when w…

Scrumptious Saturday

– Here’s the deal: if you are a multimillionaire from any income source and have a private jet, yacht, whatever, do not try and lecture me on environmental matters. If you are a slightly off adolescent younger than most of clothing do not lecture me on environmental issues. If you a a political figure flying from place to place, do notlecture me on environmental issues. None of y’all have any credibility at all… – Matter of fact there’s been 3 people on the earth I’ll take a lecture from – 2 have passed away (parents) and I’m married to the other…unless you are one of those 3 people don’t try to lecture me…at all…regardless of topic. – Just read that old man Kellogg invented Corn Flakes for the sole purpose of preventing masturbation. I guess ..never mind, these jokes are just too easy. – Been to 2 stores lately in search of spray starch…neither store had actual starch but something called “ironing spray.” What the hell is that?!? It’s not starch, that’s for sure. Looks to be another…

Friday Foul Ball

Side note- please feel free to share this blog with anyone you think might be interested… – Congress should quit dicking around and just name Torquemada as chairman to the congressional railroad job. No one gives one single rats rear about evidence/lack thereof, so perhaps iron maidens and other torture gizmos would get the witnesses who didn’t see anything 1st hand to cooperate and day they did – Dear friend of mine said during a gig the other night “there’s just two words preventing from whipping the drummer’s right now.” Of course I asked what they were, to which he replied “common sense.” Funny stuff goes on off mic on most every bandstand I play on. – Having solved all other problems, a California Democrat has introduced a bill providing $5 Billion tax credit to colleges that offer ‘environmental justice’ degrees. These ‘plans’ cover programs that assist only low income minority areas, so I guess middle class whites are simply shit outta luck. Gee, ya think this is another shot i…

Thirst for Thursday

– Musicians: if you take a gig knowing full well what the pay is, you really need to bring your “A” game regardless if the venue is a 30 seat honkytonk or a 10,000 seat arena.  – Frighteningly accurate (para)phrase seen on the internet: The most power is held by people we can never vote out. Dammit – I’ve never been convinced that extra terrestrials have visited this planet, simply because it just seems stupid to travel millions of light years not to at least say hello. – An extremely talented photographer and acquaintance said “The US Census is going to reveal that we have the youngest Nation in our history. Everyone was born yesterday.” Truest thing on the internet right now. The internet has been good lately…for example: the hole in a guitar is traditionally used to store soft cheeses and dried meats to feed to the drummer when he does a good job, – I knew this could happen: some turd thumper is suing Burger King over the actual ‘plant only’ status of their meat free ‘burgers.’ Th…

Wednesday Wobbling

– Anytime I read or hear of someone losing a pet, my heart aches for them…regardless of who they are. Pets don’t care about politics, ethnicity, gender real or otherwise, any of it, they just care about those who treat them well. – No wonder kids today are…what’s the word…confused. The math lessons contained in reading clock faces have been eliminated; video games are so realistic they think they are watching/controlling live action; and with Santas arriving on 15 November, they forget the Holiday by thanksgiving, and spend 6 weeks wondering what all the hoopla is.  – Apparently Socialist candidate Warren has a plan to ‘end car violence.’ She seriously said that. I wonder if her plan to end car violence is similar to her plan to end gun violence, I.E. 100% confiscation. Pray this pandering moron not only is rejected for POTUS but for her senator seat as well. When she walks out of the Rotunda the IQ in the room rises 16 points. – Speaking of numbskulls, seems if any of the socialist …

Tuesday...

- Sorry, but I’m just not going to engage anyone, ever again, who wants to argue everything because I have an opinion on one thing they don’t like. People like this deserve nothing more than a delete. – How do blind people know if they turned off the lights or not? – The progressive activist known as the Pope is contemplating putting ‘sins against ecology’ into the catholic catechisms…how I this any different from jihad ? Answer: it’s not. Just another example of humans believing their words are more powerful than the Creator’s words and such. Arrogance, I’m pretty sure, is deemed a sin in every major religion, yet arrogance is tolerated if not desired from ‘religious leaders.’ – Not sure when it started but we the people are now told that nothing is more important than charisma in politicians. Example, the blatant hatred for DT even though he’s doing his job more effectively than any predecessor in modern history, the deity like worship of BHO, even though he nearly destroyed in 8 y…