Today is, Of Course, Monday

 - While weedeating the yard the other day, a grasshopper jumped and landed on my cheek. When brushed away, said grasshopper landed on the wall, and was immediately cut into a bazillion pieces. That’ll teach him

- Skecher shoes might be great to wear but they are totally worthless when trying to smoosh a bug. They are so soft and flexible that when you swat a bug with one, all it does is royally piss off said bug. Point: keep a boot or traditional sneaker handy for on the fly bug disposal.

- Some artists are pulling their video products from CMT over the Jason Aldean matter.  I was totally taken aback that CMT still had videos.  Haven’t looked at it for years (actually decades) but just assumed they were still doing wrestling and other nonsense.

- Speaking of country music…it’s all too clear the concepts in Merle Haggard’s Fighting Side of Me are as forgotten as 9/11 and common sense

- We bought cat litter the other day…a common occurrence.   Anyway the box said ‘money back guarantee’ but didn’t specify in the slightest guarantee against what.  Guarantee that cats won’t poop on the ceiling? 

- Junk drawer saga #3…the other day I needed a USB A to USB B micro cable. My junk drawer gave up power supplies from 16 different manufacturers in all possible configurations, SCSI cables, Firewire 400, Firewire 800 and adapters, USB A to USB2, 3, 3a 3b, 3c…2 small fans to install in guitar racks, Thunderbolt 1 thru 4 and adapters, Lightning cables, Apple 30 pin, hard drive adapters, SATA, eSATA, and so on cables…

But not what I was looking for.  Needless to say about six pounds of wire and stuff found it’s way to the dumpster.

- One thing about tragedies…they really can bring people together.

- Dept of Injustice is attempting to have a key eyewitness to Biden corruption immediately sent to prison, before he has a chance to testify Monday about what he’s seen, heard, and participated in first hand.  There just is nothing in recent American history to compare to this degree of bullshit.